Rihanna Admits That She’s Taken Chris Brown Back To ‘Rolling Stone’

Despite their very obvious and public displays of affection over the last few months, Rihanna‘s only just announced (in an interview with ‘Rolling Stone‘ magazine that she and Chris Brown have reconciled.

The Bajan singer, who seems to have a case of amnesia, having forgotten exactly what he put her through, confessed to the music publication: “When you add up the pieces from the outside, it’s not the cutest puzzle in the world. You see us walking somewhere, driving somewhere, in the studio, in the club, and you think you know. But it’s different now. We don’t have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about shit. We value each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don’t want to lose that.”

“He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again. That’s just not an option. I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that. And I wouldn’t have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility. I decided it was more important for me to be happy. I wasn’t going to let anybody’s opinion get in the way of that. Even if it’s a mistake, it’s my mistake. After being tormented for so many years, being angry and dark, I’d rather just live my truth and take the backlash. I can handle it.” Oh no Ri, you silly girl…

Brown Deletes Twitter Over Abuse

Chris Brown angrily deleted his Twitter account last night following a huge bust up with a female comedian. The horrible singer (with a particularly colourful and violent past) launched an unprovoked attack on Jenny Johnson.

Just a few of the friendly exchanges between the pair were: Chris: “Hi Mom says hello… She told me not to shart in your mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina.” Jenny replied straight away: “YOU FLIRT!” Chris: “See… I don’t even have to tell you what you already know. Thanks HO! #Bushpig. I should fart while your giving me top.” Jenny: “Your Mom must be so proud of you.” Chris: “Take them teeth out when you sucking my dick HOE. I know! Jenny: “It’s “HO” not “HOE” you ignorant fuck. I look old as fuck! I’m only 23.” Jenny: “Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person.” Chris: “Just ask Rihanna if she mad?” Adios, twatface…hopefully he’s gone for good!

Katy Perry Implies Rihanna Rift

Back in the day they were once tighter than a latex dress, but now it seems that Katy Perry and former BFF Rihanna (‘Katanna‘), have drifted apart. Katy won’t disclose what exactly has provoked their distance, but it’s believed to have been triggered by RiRi‘s recent appearances with abusive ex Chris Brown.

She told ‘MTV News‘: “We’ve had dinner, and that’s about it, I didn’t reach out to her after the incident. I think she is doing fine. I don’t know. Her personal life has probably already been blown out of proportion. I don’t really have to go into that. I’m sure she probably want’s a break.”

Chris Dumps Lady For Rihanna

Chris Brown has dumped his girlfriend, he has confirmed to ‘Hollywood Life‘, and is hoping to reconcile with former flame Rihanna. The pair have spent a fair amount of time together over the last few weeks, and were spotted canoodling at a Jay Z concert in New York last night.

The cocky singer told the site: “I have decided to be single to focus on my career. I love Karrueche very much but I don’t want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna. I’d rather be single allowing us to both be happy in our lives.” Yeah, sure, he wants to get straight back in RiRi‘s pants…

Chris Brown Fails Drug Test In Court

Chris Brown has made yet another mistake and failed a mandatory drug test, a court judge said yesterday. The R&B singer/ general fail tested positive for marijuana in June in Virginia, which could affect his probation, as despite completing his hours of community service, he still has some way to go before he can start impressing the judge.

Ex- girlfriend Rihanna sent him a good luck message beforehand, and was probably entertained that he was using her favourite green substance; she tweeted:  “I’m praying for you and wishing you the best today!”

Chris Brown’s Rihanna Attack Tattoo

The insensitive idiot that is Chris Brown has given himself an even worse reputation now after getting a ridiculous tattoo done. He has had the famous image of ex-girlfriend Rihanna‘s beaten and bloody face, which was leaked by a policeman after their altercation at a 2009 pre-’Grammy‘ party, on his neck.

He may try and deny that it’s her, but really, how can he? He should feel truly ashamed of mocking domestic abuse victims in this way.

Rihanna On “Humiliating” Attack

Rihanna has given details of her 2009 attack by Chris Brown in a new interview with chat show host Oprah Winfrey. Over the last couple of weeks she has filmed segments for ‘Oprah: The Next Chapter‘ on her home island of Barbados, and has had time to reflect on the highs and lows of the last few years.

She described the unfortunate night after the pre-Grammy party where the altercation took place as: “It was embarrassing it was humiliating… I lost my best friend,” and revealed further insecurities: “I am super duper terrified of the pedestal that comes with fame…It’s amazing how lonely you can feel.”

Chris Brown In Night Club Brawl

Bad boy Chris Brown got involved in a nightclub altercation last night in Manhattan, New York. He posted a picture online earlier of his injuries, and until a few hours ago it was believed that he and rapper Drake became involved in a fight, but left the scene before the police arrived.

Drake‘s people have confirmed that he was not involved in the incident: “Drake did not participate in any wrongdoing of any kind last night at ‘W.I.P‘. He was on his way out of the club when the altercation began. Drake did not engage in any activity which resulted in injury to person or damage to property.”

His actual fight partner was rapper Meek Mill, who threw the bottle that cut his face just after the last song was played at 4 a.m. The punch-fest ended with the club floor strewn with broken glass.

Chris Brown Threatens To Beat Cher

Idiotic R&B singer Chris Brown cannot go a day without getting himself into some kind of trouble; this time he’s claiming that a hacker is responsible for a series of ugly tweets to popstar Cher. In the tweets, he, (ahem, the ‘hacker’), lashes out at her about US President Obama.

The original tweet read: “That damn granny bitch Cher needs to keep her mouth shut about her opinion against Obama! Smh she needs a beating.” A fan of her’s then informed her about the message: “Cher, how do you feel about Chris Brown saying he was gonna hit you?” Cher replied: “I don’t know. Is that something he’s particularly good at?” Haha, brilliant!

Chris did his best to resolve the situation and delete the message, and sent an apology: “Cher if this is your real Twitter I would like to say that some of your fans like @cherarmy1 are spreading false accusations. I have the utmost respect for you as an artist! Just to clear this up.” Cher responded: “Thanks Chris, appreciate the sentiment! As an artist I’m always impressed by you! No war! No throw ‘n shade! Just peace, going to see the President tomorrow, am excited.”

Chris Brown Fights Gay Rumours

The absolute pig that is Chris Brown has now been accused of being gay for the 2nd time so far this year, and is rumoured to have embarked on a homosexual relationship with at least 1 man.

In an upcoming memoir from the singer, ‘This Boys Life‘, Raz outs several several popular hip-hop and R&B stars, including Bow Wow and Lil Wayne, and implies that Chris is using drugs heavily. He apparently wrote about rival Chris: “I’ve never had issues with substances; even when I was at my lowest. I always thank God I never had a serious addiction like the Weezy‘s and the Breezy‘s. What type of man hits a woman? A man that does not honour womanhood or the fragility of it. I also read that most men who beat women have latent homosexual tendencies. So there you go.”

A shirty Chris replied on Twitter: “Lying about somebody in a book is called defamation of character. Keep feeding people bullshit and I’m gunna end up owning you and that book! RAZ B! God bless… My lawyers are handling it! Lol I’m gunna chill!”

Just a few months ago, private messages from Twitter were leaked, in which Chris describes “fucking the shit” out of R&B songwriter Martyn. To prove the claims were true, Martyn’s assistants took screenshots of direct messages between them and shared them online. It wouldn’t surprise me if it was true to be honest…