Monthly Archives: June 2012

Usher’s Stalker In Psychiatric Ward

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Usher‘s crazy stalker Darshelle Jones-Rakestraw was arrested last Sunday in front of his house, and has now been admitted to a psychiatric hospital for tests. She arrived at the singer’s house in Atlanta uninvited, and has forced him to take out a restraining order against her.

When the police arrived they found her sat on his front porch using her ‘iPad‘, after Usher spotted her via hidden surveillance cameras around his property. After being admitted to ‘Emory Johns Creek Hospital‘, she was released and is due to appear in court next month. She is clearly delusional, as she was telling doctors that she was Usher‘s wife, and had lost her door keys. She has since posted a ‘YouTube‘ video in which she defends her actions, and refutes his claims: “I’m not a stalker. He has officially slandered me and defamed my character.”

Church Partied With Britney At 15

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Welsh singer Charlotte Church has told Graham Norton that she met Britney Spears at a party in the early days of her singing career, when she was just 15. She told him about her introduction to the music legend, and how she was basically snubbed by her.

“I was at a party and Britney was there. Her PA came up to me and said, “Britney is a massive fan and would really like to meet you,” and I was like, “okay, not a problem,” and I went over and Britney just kind of turned and said, “hi” then turned away and carried on. The woman ushered me away and said, “That was so amazing for Britney, she just loved you.”

Tom Cruise & Katie To Divorce

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Tom Cruise was no doubt shocked today to hear that wife Katie Holmes had filed for divorce after 5 years of marriage. She initiated the split, and is understood to have filed for sole custody of the couple’s daughter Suri, 6.

Her lawyer Jonathan Wolfe told ‘People‘ magazine today: “This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family. Katie‘s primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter’s best interest.” Meanwhile, Tom‘s spokesperson added on his behalf: “Kate has filed for divorce and Tom is deeply saddened and is concentrating on his 3 children.”

Adele Confirms 1st Pregnancy

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Chart-topping machine Adele has announced her 1st pregnancy today with boyfriend Simon Konecki. In a rare post on her official website, she shared: “I’m delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our 1st child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele.”

Here’s a bunch of humorous thoughts from Twitter users today: “Rumor has it there’s something rolling in the deep of Adele‘s uterus. Aka: She’s pregnant, DAMNNNNN!”; “Now that Adele is pregnant, Blue Ivy is irrelevant”; “I thought Adele was pregnant for the past 5 years.”

Miley Cyrus Given Free Takeaway

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Miley Cyrus and a pal had a cheap lunch at US takeaway joint ‘In & Out‘ in Toluca Lake, California yesterday when she forgot to bring her purse. The teen singer rooted around in her bag when she pulled up at the order window in her white ‘Mercedes-Benz‘, but was unable to produce it. In the end the server kindly gave them their meals (protein filled burgers with a side of chips) for free, and they parked up and enjoyed their meal, before heading to the studio.

Earlier this week she supported fiancée Liam Hemsworth at the ‘Australians In Film Awards‘, where she looked amazing in an LBD- this girl needs fattening up a little!

Michael McIntyre Injured Onstage

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Comedian Michael McIntyre probably didn’t see the funny side the other day when he performed a stand-up show in Ireland. During a routine where he mocked the England team’s goalkeeper Joe Hart, who made a poor attempt to save Andrea Pirlo‘s penalty last Sunday, he hurt his thigh, reports ‘The Sun.’

A while later he returned on crutches, and performed the rest of the show sitting down, joking to the audience: “You’re entitled to a refund. It isn’t the show you paid for — unless you enjoy casualty waiting rooms.” What a trooper!

Rihanna Evacuated From Hotel Fire

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Rihanna was given a rude awakening yesterday morning when she and her team were evacuated from ‘The Corintha Hotel‘ in London, where she has been staying over the last week. She and the 300 other guests were marched out after a fire broke out in a lift shaft.

She was clearly unappreciative of the drama so early, and tweeted: “Fire in the Telly #evacuationlife. Roamin da streets since 6am”, and an image of her staring sleepily from the back of a car. The ‘London Fire Brigade‘ have reported that there were no injuries sustained on the premises due to the flames. They have tweeted: “We dealt with a small fire in a lift shaft at a hotel on Whitehall Place, SW1 this morning. Rihanna was 1 of 300 evacuated… no-one was injured.”