Bieber Sued For Penis Enlargement

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Well we’ve questioned whether he has one for a while, and it seems that Baby Biebs does have a little wiener down there after all…The baby-faced singer has been accused by a Michigan man of stealing his ‘American Express‘ card to pay for a penis enlargement operation, alongside a number of other crazy accusations.

Papers obtained by ‘TMZ‘ state: “Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my Canadian bear rug. Justin gave Selena an STD and Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen ‘American Express‘ card. Usher Raymond came to my house on the 4th July 2012 and sodomised me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring Katy PerryFirework‘ song in my ear drums.” There are some very strange people in the world.

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