Category Archives: Kanye West

Kanye’s Plans For 2020 Presidency… #Yeezy4Prez

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Kanye has clearly thought of himself as a King for a while now, but in his latest move, has announced his plans to to Vanity Fair to up his game, and campaign for a 2020 US presidency bid. Speaking about himself for no doubt the millionth time this year so far, the soon-t-be- father of two divulged the following about his 2015 Video Music Awards announcement: “As soon as I said that, it was like, ‘Wait a second, we would really be into that, because actually if you think about it, he’s extremely thoughtful. Every time he’s ever gotten in trouble, he was really jumping in front of a bullet for someone else. He’s probably the most honest celebrity that we have.’ I didn’t approach that because I thought it would be fun. It wasn’t like, Oh, let’s go rent some jet skis in Hawaii. No, the exact opposite. I sit in clubs and I’m like, Wow, I’ve got five years before I go and run for office and I’ve got a lot of research to do, I’ve got a lot of growing up to do.”

The self declared anti-politics Yeezy, who last week unveiled his sophomore Adidas collection at NYFW, continued: “I hate politics. I’m not a politician at all. I care about the truth and I just care about human beings. I just want everyone to win, that’s all I can say, and I think we can. My dad has two masters degrees. My mom has a PhD, she used to work at Operation PUSH. Somehow the more and more creative I get, the closer and closer I get to who I was as a child.”

So is this the end of Kanye‘s club days? Me thinks not. And more importantly, how will Kim dress as a First Lady?! One fan that would definitely be casting a vote for Kanye wrote on Twitter “I promise you I’m voting for Kanye West if he runs for president 2020. That is all. good night. PS: I’m for real. Lol.”

Kardashian Having Kanye’s Baby

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Kanye West no doubt ruined a planned magazine exclusive last night by announcing girlfriend Kim Kardashian‘s pregnancy during a concert. He stopped mid-performance last night in Atlantic City, New Jersey, and ordered the crowd to “make some noise for my baby mama!”

The softie rapper’s revelation was confirmed online today by Kim, who posted: “It’s true! Kanye and I are expecting a baby. We feel so blessed and lucky and wish that in addition to both of our families, his Mom and my Dad could be here to celebrate this special time with us. Looking forward to great new beginnings in 2013 and to starting a family. Happy New Year!”

The hundreds of Kardashian family members have all been tweeting their excitement. Kourtney: “Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelmed with excitement!” Khloé: “KIMYE! Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited! LOVE is everything!” Lamar Odom, Khloé‘s husband: “I’m excited for Kanye and my sister! There’s nothing like bringing life into this world! Let’s keep Gods blessings coming!” Kim‘s Mum Kris Jenner: “I’m a happy girl! Wowza! Oh BABY BABY BABY!” Younger half-sisters Kendall and Kylie also had a message each for them: “Who’s excited about the KIMYE babbyyy?! 😀 Weeee,” and “congrats to this beautiful couple. I love you guys.” Let’s hope that Khloé is the next to pop one out, she is so deserving…

Kim Kardashian’s Kitten Mercy Dies

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Reality Queen Kim Kardashian‘s adorable Persian kitten, a present from boyfriend Kanye West, has died out of the blue from a mysterious illness. After realising that she was allergic to the cutie recently, she passed her on to sister Khloé‘s assistant, Sydney Hitchcock.

Kim blogged over the weekend: “It is with deep sadness that I have to tell you all that my kitten, Mercy, has passed away. My heart is completely broken. When I first got Mercy, I had never lived with a cat before and so I had no idea that I was allergic. I thought that it might pass, but after a few weeks I decided to go visit two separate allergists, one of whom said my allergies wouldn’t get any better unless I started taking injections. I had fallen SO in love with Mercy that I wanted to try everything I could to keep her, but I didn’t think it was safe to resort to injections, and it wasn’t fair on Mercy, because I couldn’t play with her or give her as much attention as I wanted to. Mercy deserved a mom who could really give her the time and affection she deserved. I knew that Sydney, Khloé’s assistant, who had recently lost a cat she had loved and cared for for 17 years, would be the perfect mom for Mercy and Sydney was so excited to have Mercy as her own!”

Sydney gave Mercy a loving home, but after a couple of weeks Mercy got really sick and Sydney had to rush her to the vet. They discovered she had a stomach problem that we weren’t aware of. Her stomach had filled with fluid and the doctor said she had a rare stomach cancer and that there was nothing we could do for her. Poor little Mercy died the very next day. It broke not only my heart that little Mercy died at only 4 months old, but Sydney’s too. Mercy was a gentle and loving kitten and we are all going to miss her so much. Thanks to Sydney for making Mercy’s short life one filled with love. RIP Mercy.”

Kanye Chucks 100 Of Kim’s Shoes

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Kanye West broke every boyfriend rule in the book during an episode of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians‘ the other day when he not only insulted Kim‘s fashion choices, but also decided to chuck them out himself!

After a sprightly Kim told the cameras: “Kanye is coming over today with his stylist and he is giving me a makeover,” the cheeky rapper informed Kim that her wardrobe is “too ghetto”. He and his stylist (with 10 bin bags at hand) tackled her closet, dividing the contents into a ‘donations’ and a ‘keep’ pile. In the end over 100 pairs of beautiful shoes were carelessly tossed into the sacks.

Feminist sister Khloé was appalled with Kim and Kanye: “I feel like this is half that stuff I have, so are you like saying that I need to get a stylist? You know I love this! You gotta have a little ghetto in your life!” A patronising Kanye, who clearly felt that his work was done, then told Kim: “You’re getting on best dressed lists now. You’re stepping into this territory. You look amazing – it’s a new Kim!” In another segment, she gushed: “Kanye has inspired me to be a little bit more of an individual”. Yeah, right babe!

Kim & Kanye’s Roller Coaster Date

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Scardey cat Kim Kardashian and her thrill-seeking boyfriend Kayne West were literally on the edge of their seat on a date at an amusement park yesterday during a particularly wild roller coaster ride. They bravely went on the ride at ‘Six Flags‘ together, but Kim couldn’t cope with the height of the structure and burst into tears, whilst her man laughed at her outburst.

Kim tweeted a picture of them and her sister Kendall Jenner: “‘Magic Mountain‘ fun today! Kendall screaming, Kanye laughing & me crying! Another ugly infamous cry face for the records! I officially am afraid of heights now!”

He gave his lady’s hand an affectionate squeeze eventually when it all got too much. In a recent interview with ‘Closer’ magazine, Kim credits him for her constant smile: “It’s been tough since the break-up of my marriage last October, but I always believed I would find love again and I’m so happy I have, I’m always smiling in Kanye‘s company and he makes me feel so special.”

Kanye West’s House Broken Into

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Rap megastar Kanye West is having to deal with the downsides of living a life in the spotlight; his multi-million-dollar home in LA was broken into in the early hours of this morning, whist he partied onstage with Jay Z. The pair were performing another of their sold-out ‘Watch The Throne‘ shows in UK when the incident took place.

Although he wasn’t present, a member of Kanye‘s entourage reportedly called the police to report the break-in. We don’t know yet the extent of the theft, and which of his possessions were taken, although it is known that the criminals dropped some of his possessions as they fled the scene.


Naked ‘Kardashian’ Picture Leaks

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A naked picture of a very tanned looking woman that resembles Kim Kardashian has being doing the rounds online today. Current boyfriend of the reality star, Kanye West, is said to have accidentally uploaded the snap to his Twitter yesterday, and shortly after realised his mistake and removed it.

In fact, porn star Amia Mileyhas admitted that it is her arse, not Kim‘s- she attempted to clear up any confusion today on Twitter: “Apparently a naked photo of me eating is going viral…as Kim Kardashian…I’m confused. I’m not going to argue about whether that pic is me or not…want proof? Look at the back dimple piercings. Kim doesn’t have those…oh, and myright wrist piercing shows in the pic too…the end.”

I am gobsmacked it this isn’t actually Kim…you can just tell it is by what you can see of her facial features (the star of the photo was devouring a piece of cake when it was taken!) It’s also believed that it could just be part of Twitter trending topic “WanksterWednesday” (like an April Fools Day).