Glamour model Katie Price is preparing to walk down the aisle for the third time. The Mum of 3 has announced her engagement to boyfriend of 3 weeks, 25-year-old stripper Kieran Hayler, just 11 weeks after leaving Leandro Penna.
He popped the question over Christmas dinner, and Pricey‘s told ‘The Sun‘: “”It just feels right. I know what people will say about me because I’ve heard it all before. But life is short and so when something feels right I just go for it.”
For a few weeks now Chantelle Houghton has had a face like a slapped arse thanks to her break-up from cage fighter Alex Reid, and now it seems that a certain sexting session of his is the reason behind it. In a day-long rant on Twitter, she accused him of mistreating her and their baby daughter Dolly, and of creating a sex dungeon on her house:
“Ok had enough, I’m putting the record straight. I’ve been in fucking bad place for weeks now but reason for that is this: I found text messages on Alex‘s phone when she was 6 weeks old, it was to a man and he was arranging to meet up with him as Roxanne for sex. It wasn’t the first time either. So yeah I’m in hell right now but who wouldn’t be. And Katie Price was right cos now Alex wants half of my money and Dolly‘s money too that we put in a trust fund for her from first ‘OK!‘ mag shoot. And for the record I’ve been asking Alex to send me a schedule of when he’d like to see Dolly but he won’t commit. He can come and see her whenever he wants to. Oh and yes when I was 8 months pregnant Alex turned my house into a sex dungeon and I slept on my flat floor for days cos I couldn’t come home. Now I know what Katie Price went through and she got the blame back then! I will walk to the end of the earth for my daughter and he will not be getting my money nor will he get Dolly‘s money.”
“Whole world was ripped apart in an instant. Not forgetting the hookers he was texting that he’d had orgies with. Forgive me if I look like shit right now but I fucking feel it. And NO I didn’t know Alex cross dressed cos he told me it was a publicity stunt, I found out when I was pregnant. And I’ve texted the guy who he was arranging to meet and told him what I think of him too. Fucking sick dragging me into this. It’s wrong. Oh and Victoria Rose and Alex how long have you been seeing each other? Whilst I was pregnant sick the pair of you. Jesus Christ it’s all coming out now isn’t it. I’m finding out so much. How was this all going on behind my back? I suppose I was blind to it, i was pregnant and looking forward to my future. Wow. And now I know why Alex didn’t come to see our daughter last week because he was too busy in a hotel with Victoria Rose. This is lovely girl Alex has been shagging for the journals asking @viksterF knock yourself out. What sort of woman are you. I was pregnant.”
It’s official, I’ve found an even worse driver than me-Katie Price! The ditzy model was handed a 12 month driving ban and fine yesterday after failing to acknowledge the receipt of 2 speeding tickets, because she “doesn’t open her own mail.”
Her white top-of-the-range ‘Ranger Rover‘ was caught on camera speeding over just 2 days in London last September, and speeding notices were sent to her home address, and ignored, the same month. She claims that the first she heard about it was when she was posted a court summons.
She weakly defended herself: “My Mum does the post, she checks it all. Well, she opens my post. Anything that needs to go to the management, she pays my bills, she’s got my cheque book, she does everything for me – I know that sounds bad.” Katie tweeted last night: “So I got banned today for a year and it wasn’t me driving. I have a solution…my solution is to forget the roads and enter the air! Helicopter lessons quick and get a pink helicopter.” Well I suppose you could say that she’s persistent…
I can’t say I’m particularly surprised by Katie Price‘s latest revelation, that she hasn’t used any form of contraception for over 4 years, even throughout relationships with Alex Reid and Leandro Penna.
The mother of 3 let her lack of birth control slip during an episode of her reality show, ‘Katie‘, when she went to visit a physic, who predicted that she would fall pregnant within the next few months. “Well, I haven’t been careful in 4 years. I haven’t used any contraception while I’ve been in relationships. It’s true. Never.” I bet her Mum will be chuffed with her after watching this…ew, she’s probably riddled with STIs then!
Katie Price has gotten engaged for the 3rd time, and this time it’s to Argentinian lover Leandro Penna. ‘The Sun‘ say that she was spotted flashing a pink diamond ring on out in Sussex last week- I’d expect nothing less from Katie! Her spokesperson confirmed that the couple were engaged: “They’re engaged. Leandro proposed to Katie while they were away skiing recently – and she said yes.”
Meanwhile, Katie‘s GBF (gay best friend), hair and make-up expert Gary Cockerill, tweeted his congratulations to the couple this morning: “A huge congratulations to @MissKatiePrice and @leandro__penna on their engagement. All our love Gary and Phill.” “Thank you for all your nice tweets! I’m gonna enjoy the sunshine where I’ve just landed,” Katie tweeted this morning.
Roles were reversed last night when Katie Price came to the rescue of her Personal Assistant Catherine after she wrote her car off. She careered off the road and into a nearby ditch close to the model’s home in West Sussex. Katie then drove her bright pink Range Rover to collect her on the A272 at about 6pm, and looked for the remnants of her friend’s car on the eastbound lane.
A spokesman for Katie said her PA was not injured: “Katie wasn’t involved in the crash at all. She came to collect her PA who is absolutely fine.” Katie then tweeted a photo of them all leaning against her car still intact: “I’ve not smashed my car up or been in an accident, in fact this is me, Leo and Catherine now outside the gym.”
Music producer Dane Bowers has been arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to rape. The ex of glamour model Katie Price has been accused of attacking a woman in a hotel room in the early hours of Saturday after he performed a DJ set at the ‘Deco Lounge‘ club in Hertford. He and a friend were arrested on Tuesday at Hatfield police station, and had DNA, mugshots and fingerprints taken.
Hertfordshire Police issued a statement yesterday: “A 32-year-old man from Surrey presented himself at Hatfield police station by prior arrangement on April 3. The man has been arrested and is assisting police following an allegation of sexual assault.”
All he’s said about the incident is the following on Twitter: “I must have a fucking target on my back! Jesus Christ! There’s a lot of opportunistic fuckers out there!”
Victoria Beckham‘s comments about her figure to ‘Harper’s Bazaar‘ raised more than a couple of eyebrows at the news stands last week, but Katie Price‘s must have almost reached her hair roots, as she’s penned a fairly scathing attack against the designer in a national newspaper.
Victoria controversially described herself as “representing the average woman” to ‘Deputy Editor‘, Sarah Bailey, in the May spread. Katie wrote in her column in today’s edition of ‘The Sun‘: “I think all this Californian sunshine is sending Posh senile because she is a size 6. And if she had read the papers this week she would know that the general public like eating pasties and the average British woman is a size 16. They can’t afford Posh‘s £1,000 dresses let alone fit into them.”
In the interview with the magazine, Posh‘s exact words are: “We always joke that we have this fabulously gorgeous 17-year-old model who is 6-foot-whatever and then I say “OK, I’m going to put it on. I stand for the general public here.”
Can’t wait for Posh‘s response!